Enemy Ideas- by Starguy64

Just some basic enemy ideas I thought up. 


Crabby Old Man- An old man mad at you for being on his lawn, or something. 

HP: (Takes about 3-5 hits to beat on an average level)

Attacks:

"The Crabby Old man fell over"(He cant attack that turn)
"The Crabby Old Man couldent get up!" (May occur after falling over, cant attack)
"The Crabby Old Man spit on your shoes" (No effect)
"The Crabby Old Man hit you with his cane" (Weak attack)
"The Crabby Old Man spit out his dentures!" (Causes a new enemy, Rabbid Dentures, to appear)

After defeat:
"The Crabby Old Man became tame!"
Give little experiance. 
*Sometimes will drop Rotton Milk.


Rabbid Dentures- Evil Dentures often spit out by Crabby Old Men, but is encountered other places as well.

HP: (Takes about 3-4 hits to beat on average level)

Attacks:

"The Rabbid Dentures devoured your (food item) in the confusion of battle." (It eats one of your items, and 
recovers some HP)
"The Rabbid Dentures bit your nose!" (Does average damage)
"The Rabbid Dentures jumped inside your mouth!" (Makes you Nauseous, and unable to eat items. Can fail)

After defeat:
"The Rabbid Dentures stopped moving!"
Gives little experiance.



Evil Mr. Saturn- A Mr. Saturn that has become corrupted and evil by unknown means. Its attack text in battle
would be Mr. Saturn font, but for convience, Ill keep it normal here. 

HP: (Takes about 7-8 hits to kill on average level)

Attacks:

"The Evil Mr. Saturn boinged you!" (Does 1 HP damage)
"The Evil Mr. Saturn threw a balloon at you!" (Does average damage)
"The Evil Mr. Saturn watched the sky" (Does nothing)
"The Evil Mr. Saturn is still watching the sky" (Does nothing)
"The Evil Mr. Saturn drank a cup of coffee" (Restores half its HP)
"The Evil Mr. Saturn threw coffee on your face!" (Strong attack, can make you feel Zoomed, where the names
of all your items, PSI Powers,etc are replaced with the word Zoom)
"The Evil Mr. Saturn pecked at your eyes" (Weak attack)

After defeat:
The Evil Mr. Saturn turned back to normal!"
Gives above-average experiance.
*Rarely, it will drop a Boing Ribbon. 



# Stack Burger- Thats not actually its name,it can be a double-stack, triple-stack, 4-stack, or 5-stack Burger. 
The amount of stacks it has determines the number of times it can attack you.Its basically a walking hamburger
topped with ketchup, mustard, pickles, cheese, and.....syrup?

HP: (Takes about 9-10 hits to kill on average level)

Attacks:

"The # Stack Burger threw a piece of meat at you!" (Strong attack, can be used 2-5 times,depending on type. 
Also, alrough uncommon, you will catch the meat it throws, and can use it as a recovery item)
"The # Stack Burger dribbled Syrup on the ground" (Does nothing)
"The # Stack Burger thought about eating itself" (Does nothing)

After defeat:
The # Stack Burger stopped moving!"
Give little experiance.
*Sometimes drops a hamburger.